pigeon boy and darth dildious do halloween

halloween was amazing! my friend, jug, and i went to not one, but two dress up parties and both were pretty great.

i've been excited about halloween all week. it's a holiday that appeals to my somewhat morbid sensibilities and feeds into my fascination of all things spooky and ghoulish. what's more, it's the best excuse to get kitted up - and you and i know that always prove to be lots of fun.

jug came as darth maul, or darth dildious as i knicknamed him, the jedi from star wars. he had his whole face painted in that evil-looking black and red markings and even bought a flashing lightsaber to complete the whole look. when he turned up at my door, i think he scared the little kiddies who were there trick or treating. obviously, he was pretty convincing.

as for me, i dressed up as a dark angel. i went and bought myself a pair of black angel wings earlier in the week and even stitched on some extra feathers to make it more badass. on the day, i enlisted the help of my sister (surprising as it sounds, i have no clue about make-up) and i soon had a pair of dark eyes that pete wertz would envy. i thought i looked pretty gothic-like and was even impressed at how it all turned out... until i got to the first party and a guy who was dressed as a trash bag called me 'pigeon boy'. i should have pooped on his garbage bag-lined head.

anyway, instead of getting all precious and pissy about the whole thing (which yes, i do sometimes), i decided to run with the bird reference instead.

so without further ado, i present to you the very first issue of...

the adventures of pigeon boy and darth dildious